DONNA THE GOOD GIRL GETS THE RHUBARB
JAMES DEAN ATE HERE, AND THEN HE DIED.
Lore has it that James Dean
consumed his last meal at the Du-Par's coffee shop, in Los Angeles's
Farmers' Market. A car wreck ensued shortly thereafter. True or not,
Du-Par's does pie awfully well, and Lara Flynn Boyle has made it clear
that she would like to eat some. She arrives in a new BMW, as well as
in a wide-brimmed hat similar to the one she wore as Donna Hayward at
Laura Palmer's funeral. She is, it seems, a hat girl. She is twenty,
and her face is a serene study in freckled pointillism. She laughs
easily, a laugh not unlike the barf of a seal, which isn't as bad as
you'd imagine. (We like it, in fact.) She looks comfortable in a
coffee-shop booth, as though she had dimpled the vinyl cushions of
many. "I'm Midwestern," she says, and in saying this, she has said
enough.
SHE HATES CHERRY PIE.
"I hate cherry pie," says Lara Flynn, sweetly,
but getting her point across. "I'm gonna have a piece of rhubarb pie."
She would prefer strawberry rhubarb, always plentiful and sublime back
in Chicago, her hometown, but Du-Par's cannot deliver the goods. We
also request wedges of lemon meringue and cherry, despite her
remonstrations about the latter. "Really hate it," she says.
DONNA WEEPS BECAUSE SHE NEEDS SEX.
Some basic differences between Donna
and the actress who portrays her: The actress smokes heavily and is
game and playful; the character has no questionable habits (besides
crying frequently) and is somber and conflicted. Donna Hayward was
Laura Palmer's best friend, and now she is in love with Laura's secret
biker boyfriend, James Hurley. "Donna was a little sad, dull, boring,
lifeless and comatose," says Lara Flynn. "But there's a lot of fire
underneath. She's one of those girls who took her teenage years a
little bit too seriously. Everything Donna does is very urgent. It's
life or death. Like Natalie Wood in Splendor in the Grass." She feels
better about Donna's condition this season. "Something fun is
happening," she says, teasing. "Something's going on."
SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY AND NEVER KNEW IT.
Lara Flynn says Donna is pure
and chaste, albeit frustrated and horny. The men who created her think
otherwise. "We don't even know for sure yet," says Lynch, meaning she
probably isn't unspoiled, as it were. "Donna's sort of a mysterious
one." Says coexecutive producer Mark Frost, "I don't think anybody's
all good. My guess is she's not a virgin."
We later inform Lara Flynn of this. "Really?" she says, stunned.
SHE IS SLEEPING WITH SPECIAL AGENT COOPER.
To date, Donna and
preternaturally awestruck pie enthusiast Dale Cooper of the FBI have
appeared in only one Twin Peaks scene together. And yet in what passes
for real life, they cohabit, they share lodging, they are intimate.
That is, actors Kyle MacLachlan and Lara Flynn Boyle are conducting a
celebrity romance. "Today's our anniversary," she says, like a girl in
love. "A year and a half." She calls Cooper "the sexiest geek" and says
MacLachlan does not diverge much from his alter ego. "He's just like
Agent Cooper," she says. "He says, 'Look at those trees!' Or he'll
really marvel over a good cup of coffee, you know?"
HER DREAMS ARE SWEET AND STICKY.
"It's like I'm having the most
beautiful dream and the most terrible nightmare all at once," Donna
once said. Lara Flynn, who had her share of nightmares after playing
the victim in the TV movie The Preppie Murder, says this about her
nocturnal life: "Do you remember the Marshmallow Fluff stuff? That
spread? This will sound funny, but I've had this recurring dream since
I was eight years old that I'm stuck in Fluff and can't get out. And
there's black-and-white TV static all around me. It's frightening."
SHE TELLS HER SECRETS.
"I paint my dog's toenails," she says. "For the
fun of it." She cannot tie a cherry stem with her tongue, but she will
let her dog eat food that is inside her mouth. She is dyslexic and
acutely shy, a combination that prevents her from going into grocery
stores or restaurants alone. She has been known to perform Academy
Award acceptance speeches in front of the bathroom mirror, clutching a
toothbrush. "Really gross, huh?" she says. She was named for the Julie
Christie character in Dr. Zhivago and is the unfortunate owner of many
music boxes that play "Lara's Theme." She drives atrociously and can
wiggle her ears upon request.
MYSTERIES OF DAVID LYNCH, DIRECTOR, PART TWO.
"He once came over to me
and said, 'I want you to purr like a pussycat in this scene,' " she
says. "He wanted me to do the whole thing purring." Another time, she
says, "he came up to me before my close-up and said, 'Imagine yourself
as a fawn in the forest' ".
ON PIE REVIEWS AND MOTIVES FOR MURDER.
"The lemon meringue is the
best," she says. "The rhubarb is a little too bitter, although I have a
stuffy nose and couldn't really taste it that well. And I'm not even
touching the cherry." As for whether she killed Laura Palmer: "I don't
know," she says, which is a big shock. "But did you ever have a best
friend in school who was always just a little more popular than you?
And you were in their shadow? And you couldn't stand any more of it? I
think maybe Donna had that."
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